I’m hanging with guy one because he has an issue.
Girl one shows up and dates guy one.
I leave
I’m hanging with guy two because he has an issue.
Girl two shows up and starts dating guy two.
I leave.
Short after girl one and girl two leave.
I’m hanging with guy two because he has an issue again.
Now girl one shows up and starts dating guy two.
I leave just to find out guy one now has an issue again.
I’m hanging out with guy one again.
Now girl two shows up and starts dating guy one.
I leave guy one again.
Short after both girls leave.
The issues guy one and guy two have are completely different.
The problem stems from guy one and guy two’s mothers both being orphans.
This is a job for a professional. Therapist, psychologist, psychiatrist.
Oh my god he cares! He doesn’t understand. Get him out of there.
This is dawn and carry. You want a piggy back ride.
Hay it’s his mom’s b-day!
I grabbed a plastic grocery bag. Stuck a bottle of bud, a can of coors and
stuck an old flask in the bag. Happy Birthday!
That’s what this is. Where are your grandparents? He’s a WW2 vet.
Why is he working in a prison? Oh that’s your uncle.